overheard...

I was walking past a bus stop on campus the other day when I noticed a couple sitting together on the bench, having what appeared to be an animated conversation. The girl muttered something in a frosty tone, and by then I was close enough to hear the boy's reply.

"I told you I wasn't there. I remember because I was writing poetry that whole day."

Uh huh...I've heard that one before slick...